Cunning Stunt: Archive

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Beard Compliment Translations

97thfloor: “Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.” I want to have sex with you. “Are you working on growing a beard?” I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard. “I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.” I would be DTF if you had a winter beard. “Your beard looks good today.” My pants are coming off.

Sep 1st

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nails done and a pedicure today :) lawyers office to hear it may take a year for my parents to get the money they are supposed to have. So income will go from 1800 to 800 not sure how that’s going to work. I feel like a huge burden to everyone.:( my grandma is a cunt. My maw however is not and is making me a chocolate pound cake:) $70 for my phlebotomy class book :( dinner later with my...

Aug 31st

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“We are burning atelephone pole. I don’t know where wegot a telephone pole. I do...”

– Chris Titus (via findthepaththatisyourown)

Aug 31st

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Those thoughts I have occasionally: Chris Titus my... →

illjillthepill: “My mother was a manic depressive schizophrenic who after a stint in prison, shot herself. My sister was an amazing poet, beautiful girl, who was raised by this woman. And one day her boyfriend broke up with her for the fourth time in three weeks. So to show him she went to his house, opened up…

Aug 31st

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